hello and demotivators

hello to the probably one person (most likely me) who reads this blog. It has been a long time since an update, and it is probably because I don't have any awkward, useless, or unnecessary stalking stories to tell you. You see, We have moved on to the status of "hallway hellos" therefore I feel as if it is no longer ok to be completely occupied with my stalking because of the fact that he has a slight idea of who I am and the knowledge of my name. If he were to discover the fact that I was rather stalkerish (which would be quite impossible with my skill) then it would be creepy if he did not have any clue who I was but it would just be insanely awkward if he had a good idea who I am. I must say, it does not seem like that realization would lead to any progress, in fact all communication would most likely be cut off. So I will probably only discuss this again if there is major news, which will probably consist of more importance than the way I interpret the new way that he waved to me in the hallway.

Anyways, I was thinking today about the encouraging posters that teachers have in their classroom..usually about reaching for your dreams and giving effort that typically tend to have some kind of picture relating to an animal or some cool feature from nature..possibly even a shadow. Well, those sayings are rather overly positive, but from the website despair.com comes examples of things called "demotivators"..which although very depressing are also humorous

This one especially relates to something that applies to me at this very moment...

"Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few."

How this relates: so many people (including myself) are entertained by writing down their daily lives, I talk about nothing of any importance that will not benefit the reader in anyway but maybe make them more awkward when associating with members of the opposite sex, and last but not least...nobody reads this blog.

Other Demotivators:

" Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. "

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. "



"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."


"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else."

"When your best just isn't good enough. "

"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black."

"For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."

I am sincerely sorry if I just made your day worse. My apologies.

the only participant of this blog,

Julie

(therefore signing this was basically useless because it is obvious who wrote this)