greatness and 23 awkward situations

ok, so greatest thing of my whole entire life happened today. Well, this part isnt the greatest thing, but its not bad either.. so I was just hanging out at lunch and thought, dang im hungry.. So I went to the vending machine to get a treat..just as I approached it though, guess who else did!! yes, book (code) did. yeah, we had a moment as we were both selecting our snack choices. I mean I got a rice krispie treat, and he got goldfish wich are two pretty compatible snacks, so ill take that as a positive sign. Anyways, thats all to that part but now here is the good part..get ready, its crazy...ok so guess who I met today..I never talk about this person so it could be a trick question..but yeah, its book. I was talking to my friend (we will call her A) in the hallway who recently met him, and he was just strolling by..well A calls out his name and says hi to him and he stops to talk to us..then A introduces me to him and he gives me a fist pound...so magical, im never washing my hand again..I got kind of awkward though and spilled some of the water I was drinking on me which probably wasnt the best first impression..but i dont care!!!! now that I met him we can finally fall in love(well probably not)..but a girl can dream...


awkward situations are the best..and my life, they are quite humorous.

1. walked down the hall and someone you know is really far away but you dont want to make eye contact too soon yet you dont want to miss it so you look at them then look away

2. gone in for a hug and had your arms the wrong way or your heads both go the same direction then you bump heads

3. kept bumping in to someone... they walk right you walk right, they walk left you walk left etc.

4. messed up a high five; theres many ways to do this believe me... high fived it when they went for a pound. high fived someone when they ment to highfive the person BEHIND you and so on.

5. waved to someone when they were waving to someone behind you

6. grabbing someone elses food [i.e. drinking someone elses smoothie...]

7. someone spoke to you in bad english and you just smiled and nodded yes when the question wasnt a yes or no question

8. awkward silences.

9. calling somones name when its not them.

10. calling someones name and they dont hear you so everyone stares at you when you look like your talking to yourself

11. awkward conversations in general

12. stuck talking to someone and you both slowly start walking different ways

13. saying bye and then walking the same way as that person

14. talking really loud when loud music is on and then people turn it down and you say something really loud

15. Walking down the hall and being at the point where you know them but you are not sure if you know them enough to say hi yet, so you dont

16. joining in on a random conversation followed by stares

17. when you're at a restaurant and the waiter says "enjoy your meal" and you say "you too" only realizing later that they aren't going to eat anything

18. told a joke that no one laughed at (or one that only YOU thought was funny)

19. told a story that people respond with "here we go again" or "that was the most worthless story i've ever heard"

20. sang REALLY loud and then someone changes the station or whatnot leaving you singing REALLY loud for a second or two..

21. on facebook you think your writing back to someone but then a day or two later you realize you had written it on your own wall.

22. laugh when you onlook awkward situations and no one else is laughing at the sheer awkwardness making it even more awkward

23.walked into a class late, where your desk is at the other side of the room, and as you're walking to it there's a dead silence where everyone, including the teacher, is eyeballing you